Our new mortgage

Well, ye socks, at least those of ye of the American taxpayer stripe, today was closing day on our new mortgage.

No, you didn't miss the appointment with the closing agent. The ObamaNation took care of all that for you out in Denver.

They REALLLLLY took care of you.

What a flourish! What panache! How theatrical!

And don't worry, by signing this nearly $800 billion mortgage on our collective behalf, they are not expecting US to pay it back. (Sidebar: Isn't that how this mess got started in the first place?!)

No, instead, they will expect our children, grandchildren, and their children and grandchildren to tote the note.

Seen in that light, it kinda makes the knight on the white horse portrayed in the media look more like the Grinch who stole Christmas, huh?