Democrats breeding with evil aliens?!

OK, since there was no NFL action today that was of any particular interest to me, the Bucs being scheduled to lose on Monday Night Football, I decided to waste 2 hours of my life on a horrible old science fiction "thriller" called "SPECIES."

It was so painful to watch, that I almost gave in to the urge to engage in self-destructive behavior. Fortunately, my soup spoon is not very sharp.

The greatest disappointment was that it promised to be a fairly good flick, with stars like Ben Kingsley and Forest Whitaker.

But, there were only two redeeming features of this sad piece of celluloid:

1. The opportunity to watch Natasha Henstridge cavort about in her scanties.

2. The hillarious choice of the name John F. Kerry for one of the dudes the she-alien selected for a breeding partner. (Note, he proved inadequate, and she ended up drowning his sorry butt in a hot tub.) Makes you think, doesn't it? I mean, wasn't Teresa Heinz an alien before she married the REAL John F. Kerry . . . hmmm . . .

Oh, wait a minute, I see the Bears are playing the Giants in the late game . . . finally some quality programming!

Now, do we like Chicago because former Gator great Rex Grossman is their quarterback, or New York because Tiki Barber is on Fox and Friends?!?