A new anti-Keller blog in the works?

I am so ticked-off at my congressman today that I think I may start a brand new blog just to chronicle his idiocy!

Ric "Lawnmower" Keller has embarassed the people of Florida's 8th Congressional District for too long:

2000 - Pledges to serve only 8 years if elected.

2001 - In the hysteria following 9/11, supports legislation to put guns in airline cockpits.

2002 - Funnels thousands of dollars in campaign money to his twenty-something aide Dee-dee. (Yes, that is her real name.) He says she has earned the money as his "finance director." Yeah, right.

2003 - His wife of 10 years divorces him over the hole Dee-dee thing.

2004 - Begins crafting the crowning achievement of his legislative career (at least so far): the so-called "cheeseburger" bill.

2005 - Is not present to actually vote to pass the "cheeseburger" bill, because he's back in Orlando having by-pass surgery for his clogged arteries. Oh, yeah, and he finally makes an honest woman out of Dee-dee.

2006 - Announces that he has re-thought his 2000 pledge to serve for only eight years.

2007 - Joins other "white flag Republicans" in supporting Nancy Pelosi, Jack Murtha, and their ilk in a non-binding resolution to embarrass the Commander-in-chief, demoralize members of the armed forces, and give aid and comfort to the enemies of the United States.

In case you're wondering how he received the "Lawnmower" nickname, you should have seen the moronic speech he gave to justify his borderline-treason. In that stirring piece of oratory, he compared sending our troops to Iraq to mowing the yard of an ornery neighbor.

Absolute tripe.

This guy has got to go. Anybody else feel like he needs to be primaried out of a job next year?!?