Emmitt Smith, dancing star

Ok, I just don't get this whole "Dancing with the Stars" thing.

I mean, I though "American Idol" was the most inane drivel on broadcast television.

But, somehow, half of my office has fallen under the spell of this stupid concept.

I am told that former Gator Great and Dallas Cryboy star Emmitt Smith is poised to win this season.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.