The first punk rocker?!

I got my March/April edition of Archaeology magazine in the mail today, and see that some 2,300-year-old remains were pulled out of an Irish bog recently. And, they may belong to the world's first punk rocker.

Well, that's my interpretation of the data.

The remains belong to a 5'2" tall young man who apparently used pine resin as hair gel to fashion one heck of a Mohawk.

The short stature of this dude makes me think he sufferend from a pre-Napoleon complex . . .

Anyway, his fashion sense apparently went unappreciated by someone. The forensic evidence indicates that he was murdered.

Talk about your "cold case" files!