Real laws in the State of Florida

We Floridians catch a lot of flack from folks in the other 49 states for being a little flaky, especially since the 2000 presidential election confusion.

But, perhaps, it is deserved. I mean, where else but Florida are the following laws actually on the books?!?

1. No adult male shall wear a strapless dress in public. (In private, I assume, we can still be as freaky as we want to be . . . and dresses with straps are okay anywhere, right?!?)

2. If you tie your elephant to a parking meter, you will be expected to pay the same fees as if you had parked an automobile in the spot. (Really, how often does this happen?!)

3. It is illegal to load livestock onto a schoolbus. (I guess all those kids in FFA will have to come up with an alternative method of transporting their class projects . . .)

4. Fishing while driving across a bridge is strictly prohibited. (But, here's the loophole: There is no penalty for fishing while riding as a passenger in a moving vehicle!!!!)

I love this state!