You know you're from Orlando when . . .

* You know the meaning of OBT, and don't go anywhere near it after 5pm.
* You find yourself humming the jingle for Premier Adult Factory Outlet.
* Your AC bill is higher than the annual budget for most small countries.
* You call Amway Arena the O-rena.
* You refuse to go in the pool because the water temperature is hotter than the air temperature.
* You won't go swimming in the lakes either, because you're scared of amoebas.
* You don't think twice about wearing your sunglasses while driving in the rain.
* You still haven't worn that sweater your auntie gave your for Christmas . . . in 1986!
* You know who Marla Weech is.
* Your social calendar revolves around FSU/UF/UCF athletics.
* You have your heart broken by The Magic every year.
* You can not only name all five Backstreet Boys, but can also point out their homes.
* You have more flip flops in your closet than anything else.
* You know who to call if you find a gator in your swimming pool.
* Your idea of mass transit is the monorail at Disney World.
* You will actually post something like this on your blog.