Did you hear about the Morgans?

No, I'm not about to regale ye socks with tales from a recent family reunion.

Believe me, said tales would be much more interesting than the recent flick bearing that title.

To call the movie "predictable" would be too kind. Cliche after cliche played out to its foregone conclusion as the at-odds couple from the big city found themselves unwillingly transplanted in America's heartland. Familiar with the formula?!

Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker are unwatchable in their "leading" roles.

In fact the film would have been better if it focused instead on the supporting roles played by Sam Elliott and Mary Steenburgen.

Bottom line: Skip it, or prepare for a nap.