How long does a full moon last, exactly?!

Yours truly asks that question as he has made our nearest natural satelite the scapegoat for all the odd annoyances that have cropped-up around this little corner of heaven lately.

Ye socks have already been regaled with stories of dead cell phones, failing headlights, etc.

Well, the latest installment in this ongoing melodrama includes the crashing of our internet network at the office and a speedtrap along the route home this afternoon . . .

Suffice it to say that a lot of folks in these parts will be very happy when we move on to the next lunar phase.