Survivor - A Tale of Acute Constipation

Or, should that be a "tail" of acute constipation?!?

Anyway, Samurai Bruce apparently went the last 11 days without a bowel movement. Thank you for sharing.

I shouldn't joke. Apparently, it was pretty bad. They had to medivac him.

Probst came to the campsite to let everyone know that he was doing better, but would not be returning to play. That meant NO TRIBAL COUNCIL this week.

Hopefully, if "everything comes out alright," Bruce will be back to sit as a member of the jury.

I apologize for that last pun, but there are just too many opportunities to poke fun in this latest "twist!"

Ooo. . . that was bad, too, wasn't it?!

I better "cut it out!"

HA!

Til next week, the tribe has spoken.