Don't touch the books on THAT shelf!

Warning: If you ever get labeled as a bibliophile, books will automatically begin congregating around your humble abode. And, they'll multiply like rabbits.

And, a surprising number of said rabbit-like tomes will be of no interest to you whatsoever.

You'll NEVER read them. NEVER!

At the same time, your appreciation for the printed word will prevent you from tossing them. Instead, you'll expend a lot of fruitless effort trying to find them a proper home because, let's be frank, no one you know would EVER read them, either. EVER!

Another book-nut suggested I take all the books I have around here that fall in that unreadable category and list them on amazon.com.

Don't know why that thought had never occurred to me before.

But, that's exactly what I spent about an hour doing this afternoon.

Now, apparently, I just have to sit back and wait for the perfect match for each of these oddballs to magically appear out of cyberspace.

In the mean time, ye socks, the rest of the lending library is open per regular lending terms. But, hands off the bottom shelf. Those are on consignment!